Trucking breaks you up

I am new to being a trucker's wife. When my husband was away with a trainer, he got paid peanuts!

Now he passed his test & getting ready to hit the road. Well while he was on the truck with the trainer & he would call me he was very loving & attentive & our distant relationship was great.

Well last week before he hit the road he started a nasty fight with me & I was put off guard. Well I told my sister, who can't stand my husband & my nephew (her son) overheard our conversation & he looked online & told me that he read that out on the road, truckers get free sex, they have other women that will give them free sex because they think truckers & their trucks are sexy & these women can come from talks on the CB, store clerks, & waitresses!

Well I know you wives out there what I am about to say you may disagree with me but that is OK because you may look at your husbands through rosé colored glasses but I told both my sister'& nephew well if he wants to go out & get baloney instead of filet mignon, I sure won't be that wife waiting for him at home & I sure won't get a disease from him because I am off limits to him.

My sister fixed him, she drove to a truck stop & posted his cell phone # in the ladies room advertising he'll give free sex & my mother bought me a present & inside the box was a pack of curlers, socks, & a house dress (the type that old ladies wear) & my mom said when he comes home, you make sure you wear that around the house & he won't touch you!

And my sister & I were getting ready to hit the nightclub & I was in the other room when he called & my sister got a hold of my phone & she told him to get off the phone & then she blocked his number from my phone & she never told me he called but she called him a scumbag dirt ball because they don't get showers daily but have to use baby wipes!

He then calls me the next day at my office & my secretary screens my calls & she told me I better take this frantic call from him. Well my office got a good laugh at his expense since I was on the computer, I put him on speaker & he wanted to know why I blocked him & he told me he is getting all these calls from strange women, well my office staff got a huge chuckle from him!

But I don't have to worry about being alone because while he is away & if it is true what my nephew told me is that truckers get free sex & all the women throwing themselves at them, well thanks to my sister's friend, I, too, have a male companion also.

Hey if they can have women on the side or have a woman in every city or state, we, too, can have some extracurricular activity. And for my mother buying me the old lady wardrobe, she told me my father wanted to be a trucker but when he found out no daily shower & survive being clean with baby wipes & free women throwing themselves at truckers, my mom said my dad passed up the opportunity.

So is there other wives out there that also has heard the same thing? And about me also getting a male companion, well when I don't give him the reason to start a fight with me, well they always say if a man is cheating, he will start a fight with his wife.

Well if that is the case, hope he enjoys them & enjoys that free STD because I sure won't get that disease when I plan on putting on the granny gear & be a complete turn off to him!